GODZILLA'S HILLBILLY COUSIN

LIVE LONG

2010-10-25T22:52:00.004-05:00

A CLUELESS GOVERNMENT

2009-07-18T23:58:00.005-05:00

A MONSTERS OPINION......... WILL YOU PEOPLE IN WASHINGTON GROW UP? ARE ALL YOU PEOPLE IN WASHINGTON CLUELESS ???? You are supposed to be educated intelligent adults yet you act like children playing a Blame GAME. WHY DON'T YOU DO SOME PROBLEM SOLVING instead of crying about how we got here.....I have a friend who is a vegan liberal and she wants everybody to be like her, think like her, and eat like her. I remind her that this is AMERICA and I do not have to be like her. They seem to forget about other peoples FREEDOM of CHOICE...... I do not try to change her way of thinking yet she pushes her beliefs on me. I think many people do not understand the concept of FREEDOM......................THOSE PEOPLE IN WASHINGTON make the rest of us have drug tests yet THEY DO NOT HAVE TO TAKE THEM.....IS IT MORE IMPORTANT FOR THE WORKER AT A HAMBURGER SHOP TO BE TESTED FOR DRUGS THAN TO DRUG TEST THOSE WHO MAKE OUR LAWS ????? WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO MEN OF STRENGTH, CHARACTER, and HONOR? WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO THE HEART and consciousness OF MODERN MAN? WHERE HAVE ALL THE INTELLIGENT PEOPLE GONE TO? WHERE ARE THE REAL LEADERS AND MEN OF STRENGTH? Maybe they are like ME, a figment of someones imagination!!!!

APPLE BUTT

2008-08-14T23:35:00.000-05:00

CAN YOU DIG THIS CRAZY APPLE ?

SURFER GHOUL

2008-04-05T23:13:00.000-05:00

THIS IS MY SURFER GHOUL FRIEND
SOMETIMES MY GHOUL SURFS WITHOUT ME

EVOLUTION or Intelligent Design ?

2008-04-01T23:28:00.000-05:00

I AM A MUCH BETTER MONSTER NOW THAN I WAS A FEW YEARS AGO... IS THIS EVOLUTION ?....

WHEN MR. SPOCK WAS YOUNG

2008-03-23T18:08:00.000-05:00

ME AND MY FRIENDS

2008-03-21T23:54:00.000-05:00

I HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS

ATTENTION PURPLE COWS

2008-02-22T23:16:00.000-06:00

HOW YOU GET A PURPLE COWS ATTENTION

IT'S MONSTER MONTH !!

2007-10-06T21:54:00.000-05:00

IT IS MONSTER MONTH. OCTOBER ! This is the month that all us MONSTERS can be ourselves. I get high just thinking about ALL the MONSTER MOVIES that come on TV this month.....HAPPY HAPPY HALLOWEEN

I LOVE GLENN BECK

2007-07-31T21:48:00.000-05:00

WHAT A GUY ! Especially when he has blood shooting out his eyes. I have a Human side and this part of me just LOVES this strange man and his values.

ALIEN HELLO

2007-03-22T00:26:00.000-05:00

When an extra-terrestial waves to you- HELLO IN THERE---you should wave back.

WHAT IS COOL ?

2007-01-21T22:28:00.000-06:00

I was watching CNN tonight and they were talking about being cool......Would someone tell me what it means to be COOL ? Now here is an idea for you to tussel with. Being cool is different than some Thing that is cool. Cool is a behavior, a response, a personality filter thru which to project yourself within the confines of your own culture and society. It is like trying to define PARTY. Just what is your definition of partying? My definition is : IF I AM HAVING FUN.....I do not have to be doped out of my mind or drunk on booze to have fun. I do not like to depend on those kinds of things to define my happiness. Just thought I would share some of my monsterous thoughts with you...LATER. B.B.B.G.

SNAKES ON A PLANE-A WONDERFUL NAME

2006-08-16T13:10:00.000-05:00

SNAKES ON A PLANE IS A WONDERFUL NAME FOR A MOVIE. I WANT TO GO SEE THIS MOVIE JUST BECAUSE OF THE NAME OF IT. THAT ACTOR SAMUEL JACKSON IS ONE OF MY HEROS. I DREAMED ABOUT HIM HOLDING ME AND COMFORTING ME, AND I HAVE LOVED HIM EVER SINCE. SNAKES ON A PLANE !!!

COME WALK WITH ME

2006-07-07T23:13:00.000-05:00

I AM BILLY BOB BUBBA G.

Come WALK with me and I will tell you a story about how I came to be ME. Every once in a while Nature likes to send out a 'mutant'--- just to see what happens. An ODDBALL is really a normal and natural part and process of nature. MUTATION is a part of nature. Anyone who has spent time with nature knows that there can and will be exceptions to the RULE. So did I appear here on Earth and eventually settled down in my home of choice, the Ozarks. If you walk with me, you may see that the trees are watching you. Little by little I will help you to see the world through my eyes and discover how a REAL 'monster' thinks. Now it is a long story of how I came to be in this frame of mind,state of BEING and so it will take a long time for me to tell my story. Just like a puzzle, one piece at a time. BILLY BOB BUBBA G.

STUMP DUMPER

2006-06-10T01:24:00.000-05:00

WHEN A CIVILIZED MONSTER TAKES A DUMP IN THE WOODS.....IT IS PROPER TO DUMP IN A STUMP. BEING A MONSTER IS NOT EASY. WE GOT RULES TO LIVE BY TOO. EVERYBODY HAS TO HAVE SOME KIND OF RULES TO BE ABLE TO GET ALONG, EVEN MONSTERS. THE GREAT CREATIVE INTELLIGENCE THAT MADE THIS UNIVERSE AND ALL THAT WE SEE HAS NOT ABANDONED US. SOME MONSTERS DO NOT LET MANMADE RELIGION GET BETWEEN THEM AND THEIR CREATOR. WE REALIZE THAT WE WERE GIVEN A BRAIN TO THINK WITH AND TO THINK FOR, OURSELVES. WHY JOIN SOME CULT CLUB WHEN YOU ARE ALLREADY A MEMBER OF THE GREATEST CLUB OF ALL? YOU ARE A PART OF THE UNIVERSE CLUB, A PART OF CREATION, AND THIS IS CREATION. I KNOW I AM A PART OF ALL THIS AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HERE. I KNOW WHO I AM, WHERE I AM, AND WHAT I WANT.....I AM A MONSTER INDEED.

I LOVE SNAKES !

2006-05-11T23:15:00.000-05:00

COME PARTY WITH ME !!!I LOVE SNAKES. ANYTHING THAT CAN MOVE WITHOUT LEGS IS A FRIEND OF MINE.

BILLYBOBBUBBA G. BITES DEVIL AGAIN !

2006-04-11T23:23:00.000-05:00

IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN !! SATAN WAS TRYING TO TAKE OVER AGAIN. THAT DEVIL DOES LIKE TO TEST ME AND EVERY TIME I HAVE TO WRESTLE HIM DOWN AND SHOW HIM WHAT FOR...

DON'T WART ON ME

2006-04-07T23:42:00.000-05:00

ME AND THE FROG HAD COME TO A WORKABLE COMPROMISE SO THAT WE COULD BOTH LIVE IN THIS NECK OF THE WOODS. WE MUST ALL LEARN TO GET ALONG, AND HELP EACH OTHER. I WANT TO BE SAFE AND SECURE, don't YOU ?

HOW GODZILLA'S HILLBILLY COUSIN RELAXES

2006-03-25T05:06:00.000-06:00

AFTER A HARD DAYS WORK, I LIKE TO RELAX, ENJOY MYSELF.

SO.......... I PUT ON MY FAVORITE OUTFIT AND I GO FOR A WALK IN THE WOODS. SOMETIMES I LIKE TO PICK FLOWERS. I LOVE NATURE. I FEEL CONNECTED. I like the WIND on my face and my family thinks I am some kind of kook, but I know better. I explored beyond the ocean and found others who accepted me for who I am and did not make fun of me or the things that interest me. I am an individual and this should be acceptable as long as I harm no one on purpose. I am BUBBA G, the ONE who lives on the edge of the world. This is where I belong. I call it HOME.

SPRING IS HERE

2006-03-22T22:34:00.000-06:00

I AM SO HAPPY ! SPRING IS HERE ! I LOVE VIOLETS, DON'T YOU ?

HANG IN THERE BUBBA G.

2006-02-14T22:42:00.000-06:00

SEE BILLY BOB BUBBA G. HANGING IN THERE? BUBBA G. CAN HANG OUT WITH THE BEST OF THEM. BUBBA G. CAN HANG ON, HANG OUT AND HANG IN. BUBBA IS A PROFESSIONAL MONSTER SO DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME.
DID YOU KNOW THAT HANGING ON IS ALSO A GOOD WAY TO EXERCISE? WHEN YOU ARE HANGING ON FOR DEAR LIFE, THEN YOUR SPIRIT AND CHARACTER DO GET A FULL WORKOUT. DO NOT LET THEM FOOL YOU, IT CAN BE A GOOD THING TO HANG ON TO LIFE. IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR THE MEANING OF LIFE THEN WHY DON'T YOU HANG OUT WITH ME FOR A WHILE AND WE CAN EXPLORE TOGETHER.....I CAN BE YOUR 'RUNNING BUDDY'. A RUNNING BUDDY IS SOMEONE YOU 'RUN' WITH, HANG OUT WITH, AND DO THINGS WITH. SOMEONE YOU LIKE TO SPEND TIME WITH. EVERYONE NEEDS A MONSTER IN THEIR LIFE. IF I CAN HANG ON, SO CAN YOU.

GODZILLA'S HILLBILLY COUSIN ASKS SATAN TO STOP SMOKING

2006-01-01T04:36:00.000-06:00

STOP SMOKING!!!

SATAN! DON'T YOU KNOW SMOKING IS BAD FOR YOU? You like to burn people? Let me show you how it feels! NOW I WANT YOU TO STOP MESSING AROUND WITH MY PEOPLE, THAT IS MY JOB. I do not like senseless terrorism and the killing of innocents.I AM A GREAT BIG MONSTER. The people can see me coming and get out of my way, but YOU, the terrorist, cowardly hide behind RELIGION, GOVERNMENT, or WHATEVER, as an excuse to KILL and TERRORIZE. No matter WHAT your CAUSE IS, the killing of innocents is not the way to achieve your goals. Any INTELLIGENT monster knows that civilized BEINGS kill because they have to-NOT because they WANT to. ATTENTION! We cannot show you what happens next, just know that BILLY BOB BUBBA G is on OUR side. Is TRUTH not for all eyes to see?

MONSTER FINDS INSPIRIATION!

2005-12-13T04:44:00.000-06:00

BUBBA G. SAYS: BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER. WHAT KIND OF INSPIRATION IS THIS? MRS. OGRE? ONLY A MONSTER COULD FIND THIS INSPIRING!!! THIS IS A FACE THAT ONLY ANOTHER OGRE COULD LOVE.AN OGRE HOUSE WIFE ......ARE YOU INSPIRED? LOOK DOWN BELOW. A BUG . A BUGDO NOT BE ALARMED! IT DOES NOT MATTER IF THIS BUG IS DEAD OR SLEEPING!!!!!IT IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER, LIKE THE MONA LISA SMILING...

What has this to do with inspiration? PERHAPS BILLY BOB BUBBA G. WANTS TO GET YOUR ATTENTION AND TICKLE YOUR FANCY. PERHAPS BUBBA G. HAS A GREATER PLAN IN MIND AND IS SPEAKING TO YOUR UNCONSCIOUS MIND, STIRRING UP YOUR IMAGINATION, BLOWING ON YOUR FLAME OF LIFE. TRY BREAKING THINGS DOWN INTO BLACK AND WHITE, WITH SYMBOLS TO REACH AROUND YOUR CONSCIOUS MIND AND SPEAK TO YOUR HEART. WHEN YOU ARE A MONSTER ON THE "OTHER" SIDE, NOT THE DARK BUT THE LIGHT, YOU ARE NO LESS FRIGHTENING, AND USUALLY MORE MISUNDERSTOOD THAN ANY OTHER CREATURE AROUND. WHEN YOU ARE FROM THE LIGHT...OF THE LIGHT...AND IN THE LIGHT....IT IS HARD TO HIDE IN THE DARK. IT AIN'T EASY BEING ME, BUT I MUST FULLFILL MY DESTINY.......TO PUT 'GOOD' into the universe....TO USE MY 'LIGHT' - SO THAT OTHERS MAY SEE WHAT IS OUT THERE IN THE DARK.

WHAT CAN YOU DO WITH A DRUNKEN SOW PIG?

2005-11-28T22:52:00.000-06:00

PARTY PARTY
PARTY PARTY

TO RIDE the WILD MULE

2005-10-11T23:46:00.000-05:00

LOOK AT ME ON TOP OF THE WILD MULE. THIS DID NOT LAST LONG. SOON EVERYTHING CHANGED. I WAS JUST STANDING THERE LOOKING AT THE WORLD AND THEN SOMETHING HAPPENED. SOMEHOW I FOUND MYSELF UP IN THE AIR. AFTER I FLEW LIKE A BIRD-FAR FAR AWAY FROM THE WILD MULE, I THEN DISCOVERED SOME TREES AND ROCKS.

LIFE - A WORK IN PROGRESS

2005-09-19T16:17:00.000-05:00

HELLO THERE! IT IS ME-BILLY BOB BUBBA G. THIS BLOG IS A WORK IN PROGRESS. JUST LIKE LIFE. I AM A CLUMSY SLOW MONSTER AND I HAVE HAD A HARD TIME LEARNING THIS COMPUTER AND THE INTERNET, SO PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME. I HAD TO CLIP MY CLAWS SO I COULD USE THE KEYBOARD AND I AM NOT CUTTING ANYTHING ELSE OFF. I KNEW I HAD TO SACRIFICE SOMETHING TO ACCOMPLISH THIS MISSION. I KNOW THAT THERE IS SOMEONE OUT THERE WHO WOULD APPRECIATE SOME MONSTER ADVICE SO I WILL KEEP ON KEEPING ON.....BILLY BOB BUBBA G.

GODZILLA'S HILLBILLY COUSIN

2005-08-22T21:14:00.000-05:00

HOWDY! Glad to meet you. Welcome to my world. I got something to say to all you HUMANS. Not all monsters are alike and I just happen to be one of those ODDBALLS that the family does not talk about. I like to hide in the woods and roam the hills and fields of the
Ozarks. The rest of my family likes to live around the ocean but not me. I prefer the forest and like to keep a low profile. I got tired of the family keeping me a secret, so, HERE I AM! You come back here to my blog and I will share some of my life and adventures with you.

FREE ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT from GODZILLA

2005-08-16T23:15:00.000-05:00

Get your attitude adjusted and look at life without the shackles of religion or the chains of government. Enlarge your view beyond the rules of education with my intellectually stimulateing words of wisdom. NO government, religion, or college degrees can equal the power of your own heart and mind. Simplifying life perspectives does not make this a black and white world. Ultimate Truths can APPEAR in a GREY area, neither black nor white. Is TRUTH in the eye of the beholder or does REALITY depend on whatever you to believe it to be? STEP forward towards creating your own GODZILLA MENTALITY. Do Not measure SUCCESS in LIFE by the amount of stuff you have collected....this is no measure of a MANs WORTH. Come back and I will give you some more MONSTER ADVICE and MONSTER IDEAS. THINK on these THINGS. BILLY BOB BUBBA G.

RATS REAP WRATH of GODZILLA

2005-08-02T10:40:00.000-05:00

THANK YOU BILLY BOB BUBBA G. for helping the poor country people. YOU keep our PESTS under control. There are many strange things that can creep into your garden of LIFE, whether it comes in the form of a rat or a terrorist---- BILLY BOB BUBBA G. is our CHAMPION!!!

WE GOT BLACK RATS WE GOT PEPPER RATS
I AM GODZILLA'S HILLBILLY COUSIN --BUBBA G --THAT IS ME! I have a HATE LIST. RATS are one of the many things I hate. Perhaps I should say that I HATE their BEHAVIOR and not their EXISTANCE. I hate the destruction they cause.
I hate RATS in my garden. I hate rats in the woods. I hate rats in the city. I ALSO hate to kick RATS butt in my favorite outfit. I had this lovely outfit made special just for me. I do not like to mess up my outfit, but, when I see dirty rats in my garden of life, I HAVE to kick some butt. You try relaxing in your own garden while wearing your favorite outfit and then have something come along and disrupt your peace and happiness. Sometimes one can not relax in one's own backyard without some form of terrorists,rats, or pests trying to mess things up. So you gotta do what you gotta do and sometimes you got to look GOOD doing it. I feel PRETTY NOW. Don't hate me because I am beautiful, just hate my beautiful outfit. BILLY BOB BUBBA G

HILLBILLY GODZILLA versus SATANS NOSE

2005-07-09T04:19:00.000-05:00

GODZILLA knows when something doesn't smell right. When you have a devil in the corn patch -- you must take FAST action. SOMETHING STINKS AND IT AIN'T ME.

SUDDENLY ! GODZILLA GRABS SATAN BY THE NOSE. SMELL MY BREATH YOU EVIL THING. I MAY BE A MONSTER, BUT I AM NO DEVIL. I GOT YOU OVER A BARREL NOW DO YOU WANT SOME MORE? I told you before not to come sniffing around here! What the world needs is for you to stop being so mean. I WAS TAUGHT TO HARM NO ONE ON PURPOSE. Didn't your mother teach you about LIVING LIFE and to take care of yourself. When she said harm no one, this also means do not harm YOUR SELF.

DEVIL in the CORN PATCH - GO GODZILLA

2005-07-09T03:54:00.000-05:00

NO EVIL ALLOWED! SAVE THE CORN! This DEVIL does not PLAY well with others.
When the devil comes around- HILLBILLY Godzilla acts quickly!
SAVE THE CORN!LOOK IN THE CORN PATCH! CAN YOU SEE THE DEVIL? SAVE THE CORN

One day, not long ago, a Devil appeared in the corn patch. Oh No! Who is big enough and strong enough to help us? Maybe BUBBA G will help us. BUBBA G is not EVIL like the devil. HE is driven by a HIGHER purpose than evil--NATURE! BUBBA G, WILL YOU HELP US? SAVE THE CORN !! Perhaps by helping us, you would be helping yourself. PLEASE BUBBA G- COME GET THIS DEVIL, and show him what you can do. GET HIM OVER A BARREL of OIL and BITE him on the nose.

A DRAIN for your BRAIN

2005-07-01T10:10:00.000-05:00

This is not a UFO, can you guess what it is? Do not DRAIN all your energy pondering what this is. This drainpipe photo was taken by Sam out on his grandfathers farm. We thought it looked very interesting and worth showing. Hope you like it.